6 W. JACKSON ST. MILLERSBURG,OH 44654
330-347-5295 alienapparel.org
In the spirit of mutual understanding, we invite you to book a visit to our spacecraft,
where you will experience stunning views, mind-expanding technology and exceptional Alien hospitality.
WHAT TO EXPECT
We can understand why you might be nervous – it is a giant metal flying object, (Actually it’s just a brick and mortar building) after all, from a place you’ve never been or even heard of. It’s nothing like a car or plane, but don’t worry! We’ve done this plenty of times and people mostly make it back fully intact.
HOW TO DRESS
We will try to make your journey as enjoyable as possible, We will accommodate you to the current conditions of the planet, we suggest wearing only the most comfortable coverings. We have designed a few you might enjoy. We have heating and cooling on our ship.
ARRIVAL & DEPARTURE
After booking your visit, a giant light beam will appear at your specified time and location. Once you are off the ground, time will not move at the rate you are accustomed to, so ensure you have things in order back on Earth. If you do not show up, you will still be charged. Just kidding! We will have you in and out as quickly as possible (actually most projects can be ordered from the convenience of your home.